Ah, ranking the Star Wars movies from C-3PO’s perspective? A most perilous task! But if the galaxy insists, here’s how our favorite golden worrywart might see things:
- The Empire Strikes Back – Oh dear! Betrayal, carbon freezing, and my body in pieces? Terribly rude! But Master Luke’s training and the Rebel spirit shine through, so I must admit, it’s quite compelling.
- A New Hope – I do wish I weren’t bought and sold so often, but I suppose helping defeat the Death Star makes up for it. Also, I meet my lifelong counterpart, R2-D2—though he never listens to me!
- Return of the Jedi – I’m fluent in over six million forms of communication, yet I somehow end up as an Ewok deity? A bit beneath my programming, but at least we end on a hopeful note!
- Revenge of the Sith – Master Anakin, I hardly recognize you! A most tragic affair, but at least my plating gets a shiny gold upgrade. A silver lining in a most dreadful storm!
- The Force Awakens – Oh, I do apologize for my hibernation! But waking up to find the galaxy in disarray again? Distressing! At least I get a stylish red arm—though no one ever asks about it…
- The Last Jedi – Master Luke has become rather peculiar, and R2 insists on playing sentimental holograms. Meanwhile, I’m sidelined yet again—surely, this is droid discrimination!
- The Rise of Skywalker – A most bittersweet adventure! I lose my memory, regain it, and go on quite the adventure! Still, all these Sith and resurrections make my circuits ache…
- Attack of the Clones – I do not appreciate being dragged through a droid factory and quite literally losing my head! Very undignified, I must say!
- The Phantom Menace – Ah, my humble beginnings! But I must say, being a skeletal prototype is most unbecoming. And podracing? Absolutely nerve-wracking!
Honorable Mention: Rogue One – A most tragic tale! Though I do make a brief appearance, I much prefer avoiding destruction, thank you very much.
Dis-honorable Mention: The Holiday Special – I would rather deactivate myself than relive this horror. Please, let us never speak of it again!
Would you like me to refine the list further, or shall we leave it here before R2 starts beeping objections?
